greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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Tags: howling

queenconsuelabananahammock:

neptunain:

my favorite moment of high school was having to read huck finn out loud in my english class and i quite literally got kicked out of the classroom because i kept reading “respectable african american brother” instead of the n word

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Tags: bless

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

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Tags: cackling

I know i’m not the only one thinking that Dr. Wells is future Barry.

I had my first inkling in the premiere when he looked at the newspaper saying that the Flash had disappeared or whatever, and he just kinda smirked. Then when he went all stabby on homeboy in last week’s episode, the inkling got stronger. If he were to catch Barry, it could mess up the future, which Dr.Wells obviously can’t let happen since it’s his life. Last night made me pretty positive. At the time it happened, he wouldn’t know precisely what went down the night the particle accelerator exploded. Dr. Wells  knew exactly what was going to happen when he was watching that feed, because he’s already lived it.On top of all that, the resemblance between the two of them is kind of striking. I’m sure more people have put all of this together already, but I’m just so excited! I can’t wait to see why he came back if he is indeed Barry Allen from the future.

Godfrey Gao for Maserati [x]

(Source: faefever, via kidmusclefan)

Tags: bae

ghostfacekillaaah:

Bare lies 💀

Tags: lmfao

liberalsarecool:

#Ferguson in one tweet.

liberalsarecool:

#Ferguson in one tweet.

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Tags: Ferguson

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas play too much
that teacher trying his hardest lol

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas play too much

that teacher trying his hardest lol

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Tags: whyyyy

mexicofifa:

dejanentendu:

mexicofifa:

evan peters is not cute

are you blind

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no lmfao

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Tags: gahtdamn

rampant-noodle:

with-the-dawn:

lolathelost:

Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

This blew my mind

holy fucking shit

(Source: seattlbites, via jonesydaking)

Tags: yoooo